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Sometimes, basing
stuff on current league form doesn't always work out. |
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Walton and Hersham fans have
fast become the most disliked amongst AFCW supporters. Anyone puzzled
why just needs to look at this. |
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So, you qualify for the playoffs
and you expect to know when you're playing, right? Not quite. To cut a
very long story short, we were earmarked to play Heybridge Swifts away,
firstly on a Bank Holiday Monday, then a workday Tuesday. Needless to
say, after all this, they settled on Tuesday. And then we ended up playing
Fisher anyway. On the Tuesday. And we lost. |
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During the 2006 close season,
Franchise had no less than four friendlies cancelled, against Ipswich,
Colchester, QPR and - best of all - Histon. Their fans blamed us, of course,
though we had genuinely nothing to do with it.... |
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Major problems at the top
of Government, internal wranglings at AFCW. |
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A major event threatens world
stability, leading to hostile debate and possible armed conflict. In other
news, North Korea tests nukes. |
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Around this time, Russian
spy Alexander Litvinenko was infamously poisoned to death, allegedly at
the hands of the Kremlin. This also coincided with a loss of form for
AFC Wimbledon. Rumours that KM tea was similarly tampered with are as
yet unconfirmed. |
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One of the easiest front pages
I've ever needed to do, in response to the FA chucking us out of the FAT
for the notorious International Clearance document. |
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Suddenly, it felt like the
whole world was against us. Fined, banned from the FA Trophy and Surrey
Senior tinpot. All for a box that wasn't ticked. Surely the Ryman League
would see sense and give a realistic punishment................ |
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........... don't bet on it.
The page reflects the feelings held at the time that the Ryman enjoyed
punishing us, and indeed many still think that to this day. |
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At least there was always
Franchise to keep spirits up. Can't remember the exact story behind this
one, but I believe some MK town planners were off to Iraq to rebuild the
cities there. Obviously somebody felt the Iraqis hadn't suffered enough. |
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Finally, after so much politicking
it was unreal, AFCW managed the impossible and got a decision overturned.
18 points to 3 ain't bad going. Of course, the reaction was that we were
cheats for having the temerity to appeal the decision (which we weren't
allowed to do for the SSC and FAT). Sadly, Turdey and co didn't take the
hint. |
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So, you'd think we'd steamroll
the division after such a let off? Urm, not quite. Too many draws ultimately
scraped us into the playoffs, where Bromley beat us. |
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Franchise bashing again. 90
minutes away from Wembley and they fucked it up. I am NOT laughing. Not
even a tiny little bit. No way. Never. Absolutely not. |
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Enter Terry Brown, enter a
new load of players. Except for one missing ingredient. |
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In the summer of 2007, the
Ryman League introduced plans for its own TV channel. The logic behind
it was that as plenty of people watched it in the 1950s it would automatically
command the same viewing figures as before. Other things popular back
then were rationing, telegrams and TB. |
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After five years in stolen
hands, the honours of Wimbledon FC were finally returned to Merton. There
was one major criminal act that was still outstanding... |
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In Spain, a team called Granada
74 was created as their owner literally bought out the second division
place of Ciudad de Murcia. Finally, Franchise shared a common bond with
another side in the world. |
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During the opening months
of 2007/08, AFCW went through no less than three goalkeepers (not including
Luke Garrard) in one month alone. |
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Remember a guy called John
Darwin? To save you googling him up, he was the notorious "Panama
canoest", namely an individual who was pronounced dead in a canoe
then mysteriously turned up a few years later, just as his wife was about
to get married to somebody else and subsequently take the money. The fact
this happened in 2002 was just too tempting.... |
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